Ugh why is life something one actively has to participate in
I’m so tired and worried I could die
I’m so tired and worried I could die
I’m such a fucking couch potato I think I figured I could replace taking a shower with drinking 6 cups of coffee
I smell like abundances of perfume with just a hint of doubtful life decisions
okay then
you guys,
i think i’ve just struck a goldmine here with this hannibal crack!vid.
utter perfection.
*laughs for all eternity*I LOVE YOU!
HERE COMES THE SMOULDER
OH GOD
OH GOD MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL OH GODOH MY GOD TAKEYOUR PANTS OFF
FUCK IT I’M SO GAY OMFG
OMFG THREW IT ON THE GROUND
ALL BY MYSELF
REJECTED
DYINGDYING
DYING
DYING
FANDOM CAN U NOT
HE CALLED ME UGLY
OMYGOD DYING
DYING
DYING
DID I MENTION I’M DYING
I NEED ABOUT 60000 MORE HOURS OF THIS
OH GOD MY STOMACH HURTS
oh godl
Also the guy told one of his friends like EVERYTHING about me and I’m like
dude YOU HAD ONE JOB
ONE JOB
one
o
n
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I’m surprisingly worried actually
how did I go from wellatleastthat’sdonenow
to
ohmygodthedudewillfuckinglaughhistitsoff
in 3 seconds